Quartile rating: 5.5/10 · 1 rating
On Quartile, Who Would You Take to a Deserted Island? scores 5.5/10 across five categories — strongest on Acting (Above Average), weakest on Plot (Below Average).
On their last night together, four longtime flatmates' lives are suddenly upended when a secret is revealed during the course of an evening celebration.
A modest Spanish ensemble drama built around a single-night revelation among gay friends. The premise is familiar—secrets exposed during a farewell gathering—and the execution is competent but unremarkable. Acting holds the film together with naturalistic performances, and the ending carries enough emotional weight to feel satisfying, but the cinematography is flat and functional, and the narrative offers little that distinguishes it from similar chamber dramas in the genre.